My New Best Friend

Last night we had a great time at a party where I saw my friend Mark. I have decided that he is my new best friend. I'm going to get him one of those BFF heart necklaces where I wear half and he wears the other half, on chains around our neck. I don't know if his wife will approve. I've always liked Mark, but what could have possibly set him up for best-frienddom recently? He got a job working at a large shoe company, as their webmaster. He told me last night that he can get me shoes for wholesale minus 15%. Wholesale minus 15%!!! SHOES!!